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Husband: My wife is going into labour
Doctor: Is this her first child?
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A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that?
I just ordered champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer said.
'This is a special day for me.
I am celebrating.'
This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.'
'What a coincidence!' said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses he added: 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence!' said the man.
'I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.'
'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'what a coincidence'!
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Ugh - those lyin’ potato chip lips - - I wish I could unsee this.
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The Harry and Meghan speed chase with paparazzi in slow moving New York City 🤣
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The Harry and Meghan speed chase with paparazzi in slow moving New York City 🤣
They have certainly made a mountain out of a molehill and capitalising on the situation, especially in light of what happened to Diana.
Very cynical.
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They have certainly made a mountain out of a molehill and capitalising on the situation, especially in light of what happened to Diana.
Very cynical.
The taxi firm said it was exaggerated by the driver
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Was this to underscore their case for requiring security protection provided by the Royal Family?
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Was this to underscore their case for requiring security protection provided by the Royal Family?
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Those two en utero years are especially valuable.
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Did you recognize him right away, @Bombonera ? And what is that instrument he’s playing?
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Did you recognize him right away, @Bombonera ? And what is that instrument he’s playing?
Looks like a Charango to me.
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Exactly. For example, Uranus?
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Ouch. Please tell me that’s in the UK, not the US?
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Ouch. Please tell me that’s in the UK, not the US?
In the good ole United States and there's a reason apparently
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