Posts from Rice in thread „America“

    We spent a night in a B&B in Enniskillen once. Politics wasn’t spoken, but we weren’t allowed to escape to our room until our hostess had treated us to a full set of Protestant hymns, ground out on her pump organ. This, in case the weary traveler had any doubts as to her loyalties.


    Oh yes, and demon whiskey was a language not spoken there. Maybe your guest feared the full protestant treatment at your house until shots were, um, fired?

    ... Or The United States Of Chippewa Falls. Then we’d all be reading the Chippewa Falls Gazette, Splinter ’s favorite newspaper.

    Canadians wouldn’t be happy if the people in the US started calling themselves North Americans, either.