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NOW I understand poor Achilles!

Yet another example of the dubious compatibility of cats and computers -

Very funny, and uncomfortably close to reality. Made me wonder which is worse: to be too woke or not at all woke?

And what’s a Hob Nob?

Hob Nob , a biscuit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobnob_biscuit

I'm wide awake, but in the next couple of hours, I should be asleep

Ah, McVittie’s — I remember them fondly. Sweet Marie, digestives — but I must have missed out on Hob Nobs. Given the direction of this video, I’m relieved to know she was just talking about biscuits.

Why waste all that energy flying, when you can ride instead?

It could be another specimen of pet. BA subways allows now to carry pets, of course, watched by their owner. They say literally "pet friendly"

I will remind them of the "pet friendly" policy when I bring my pet alligator.

I think, due to the present trend of freedom and laissez-faire, that if you are able to control your pet alligator that will be allowed as well!

Well, Al is usually well controlled, if not always well behaved. He can stand on his short little reptilian legs for ages, with his eyes half-closed, appearing not to notice or care about anything around him. But just as the subte approaches the Juramento stop, he might innocently give a flick of his mighty tail, bowling over a row of standing riders. Or when a teenager doesn’t give up his seat to a young mother with little children or to an old geezer with a cane, Al might remember how hungry he is, and how much he likes the taste of running shoes, cell phones, and appendages attached to both. Did I mention how well trained he is?

Your commnent is highly funny and intelligent.

What I mean is that nowadays we are inside a trend of fostering including people, and anjimal specimens as well. To prevent the allowance of alligators in the tube could be a case of discrimination, right?

Perhaps the INADI of Argentina, an institution which is always watching the discrimination

issues, will support your alligator.

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Your commnent is highly funny and intelligent.

What I mean is that nowadays we are inside a trend of fostering including people, and anjimal specimens as well. To prevent the allowance of alligators in the tube could be a case of discrimination, right?

Perhaps the INADI of Argentina, an institution which is always watching the discrimination

issues, will support your alligator.

Thank you for this excellent advice. I shall call them next time Al has an incident of binge eating on the subte.