This library of Royal Wedding information reminds me of the child's school report on the penguin book he was assigned to read: "This book told me more about penguins than I ever wanted to know."

Thank God it is unlikely that the reception will have a cash bar.

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Shame really, because it would have been nice to see Harry asking for two pints of lager and a packet of crisps (chips).

You still have a chance to see that. He just won't have to dig into the recesses of his sporan to dig out the cash.

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Everything you need to know about the royal wedding:

Fixed that for you.

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How do you know he's wearing a sporan tomorrow?

Do you have inside information and if so where from?

Just a wild guess. Although the CIA is now rumored to have planted a spy inside the palace, we know that they have bigger bangers & mash to fry.

I hear the Russians are trying to influence the wedding.

I’ll withhold judgement on that until the evidence is all in. Of course, if there’s a Saturday Night Massacre, the evidence could be buried — along with democracy as we know it.

But then, Great Britain is a monarchy, not a constitutional republic, so maybe it wouldn’t be so important if the Russians interfered in their betting on what color the Queen’s hat will be?

A stunning moment!

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The Royal Family TWEETS????

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Clearly they need to stay current and what better way to relate with the public than social media. It's better than telling them to eat cake.

You're right! Had Aaron Zuckerberg and Jack Dorsey lived in the 18th century, there would have been no French Revolution! Instead, everyone would have been arguing about the length of the queen's dress at the last ball. They wouldn't have had time to storm the Bastille.

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Just in from Oz

Informed, objective, and dispassionate commentary is hard to find in our world today. Thank god for Ozzie!