Lizards attacking children?

K loving La Razon de Chivilcoy have a history of reporting news stories against the Council here no matter how trivial they are. However one of today's headline stories takes the biscuit. Seems the lizards here are partial to eating children.

Vecinos alertan por la presencia de lagartos cerca de la Escuela N° 43 y el Jardín N° 918

En los alrededores de los establecimientos se observaron reptiles que, por el intenso calor, salen en busca de alimento y agua. Señalan que una quinta de unas…

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Quote from Rice

How big are these monsters? 3-4 inches? Or besides clearing out the thistles, should we call in Crocodile Dundee?

I've seen ones 3-4 feet in length. First time I've heard of them swallowing children though. I'd better look out and start carrying my Crocodile Dundee knife.