I very rarely leave WhatsApp voice messages, but most people I know, simply can't do enough of them. If I do leave a voice message, it's usually something like this:
"Yep, seven thirty's fine."
Or
"Right, I'll bring the beer!
Or
"Yep, pizza's fine. See you later."
You get the drift...
However, I've had to educate my customers to only send me written text messages, especially for addresses, names and locations.
Two memorable voice messages spring to mind.
One I received a couple of years ago from a young lady who I had approached for some graphic design and she left a voice message of some seven minutes about why she couldn't help. The problem was that most of the message had nothing to do with graphic design, but more about her busy life and comings and goings, none of which I was the slightest bit interested in.
Another much longer one came past me the other day and was ten minutes long! It was from a friend to someone close to me with the gist of the message being that they wanted a professional service because they had been left high and dry by their usual provider. Unfortunately, most of the message veered way off into the stratosphere and into completely irrelevant territory, describing in minute detail, addresses and such like, not even related to the point of the subject in hand, if ever there was one. To make matters worse, the eternal message which rambled on and on, was performed in Anglo-Argentine - a very curious mixture which sounds like someone scratching their fingernails down a blackboard.
By the end of this never ending message I had forgotten why they had left it in the first place and I wonder if they had as well.