Argentine biker granted one wish

  • A man was riding his Harley along the road in southern Patagonia, when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said: 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

    The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Antarctica so I can ride over it anytime I want.'
    The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take!
    It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
    The biker thought about it for a long time.
    Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I could understand Argentine women. I want to know how a woman truly feels, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
    The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?'