Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar.
Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?”
Stevie: "Not too bad. How's the golf?”
Tiger: "Not too bad, I was feeling some stiffness in my backswing, but I’ve loosened it up.
Stevie: “It took me a few weeks to get the feel of my new Callaways, but I really like them.
Tiger: “Stevie, you play GOLF?"
Stevie: “Absolutely, been playing for years.”
Tiger: "But -- you're blind! How can you possibly play golf if you can't see?”
Stevie: "Well, my caddy gives me the right club, then walks out the appropriate distance, stands in the middle of the fairway, and whistles. I listen for his whistle, take any breeze into account, and crush the ball in his direction. I walk to where the ball sits and we do it again. Putting’s a little more challenging, but that’s what makes it fun."
Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime.”
Stevie: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, $10,000 a hole. You ok with that?”
Woods: “Great, $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play?”
Stevie: "Pick a night."
