It's just all dirty linen and tabloid titillation.
While counseling is a very important tool, it often has the unfortunate side effect of encouraging people to indescriminately tell all to anyone who will listen. And perhaps making them feel that every detail of their life is fascinating.
Is “todger” an actual word in the UK? My American phone keeps insisting on changing it to “Roger.”
Todger is one of the many words to describe the mail productive organ in UK English.
In Scotland , we used to say tadger though.
Quite an enlightening thread! 
To be honest, he’s a bit annoying
He said that he received a cold blooded present from princess Margaret as in the late Queen”s sister. That must be some grudge to hold on to, as she’s been dead for quite a long time
And there’s me thinking, that there are plenty of people who don’t receive anything at Christmas
