Four CEO's of beer companies were invited to play in a charity golf tournament. They were very serious on the course, arguing over rules violations and accusing each other of cheating. After the 18th hole they decided to make peace and go in the clubhouse for a drink.
The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud light.
The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Lite.
The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light.
The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.
The three CEO'S then ask him, why aren't you ordering a Guinness?
He replies: "If you guys aren't drinking beer then neither will I."
