Very funny and - ouch - with a grain of truth to each. I’m glad the US wasn’t included in the parody.
While we’re at it, here’s a nice extended metaphor sent by a friend this morning;
“The Ukraine & Russia crisis In simple terms for those that have no idea what is going on.
-Ukraine used to be in an abusive relationship with Russia, feeding him, letting him use her car & giving him whatever he asked for until she built up the confidence to call it quits back in 1991.
-Since then Ukraine has been working on herself, becoming a strong independent woman with help from friends like France, America, Poland, etc. offering her support, loaning her money, & helping her find her way.
-Ukraine has been enjoying being single for 30 years & looking forward to continuing to grow & create new friendships.
-Now Russia being the toxic Ex that he is, wants her back, and doesn’t want her meeting new people or creating any new relationships.
-A couple of weeks ago Russia started sitting in front of Ukraine’s house & when her friends ask him what was he doing there, he said “Oh nothing, just getting a little bit of exercise in, that’s all.”
-After her friends told her that Russia was potentially getting ready to do something bad to her, he said “They’re lying, they just want you to be scared of me & that’s not what it is”
-Yesterday Russia broke into Ukraine’s house, beating her up & “taking advantage” of her while on Livestream & double-dog daring any of her friends to do something about it unless they want the smoke.
- The friends decided to take away Russia's ATM card in hopes that this would persuade him to leave her alone, but since he had been planning this attack for years, he is prepared for all forms of retaliation.“