The dicks at the ministry of health are about to buy 10,000 wooden penises and condoms at a cost of AR$13,000,000 to be used in sex education, according to TN.
The wooden penises should be 6.7", semi rigid and have a diameter of 2" and a shiny end, according to the specifications.
I kid you not and I have plenty of suggestions as to where they can put their diversionary tactics.
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