You all keep forgetting the "reader view" trick I told you about.
Jokes and funny videos
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You all keep forgetting the "reader view" trick I told you about.
You'll have to remind me, mate.
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The trick works for me only occasionally, Semigoodlooking . Perhaps I should review my tactics? I just open the article and then click on Reader View. Sometimes I get the article, but usually I just get the reminder that a subscription is required. Is there a further trick I should know?
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You have to click the reader view icon before the article/page finishes loading.
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Thanks! A very helpful tip!
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“When the Glasgow-based Celtic soccer team unexpectedly lost in 2000 to the Inverness Caledonian Thistle, the Glasgow edition of the British newspaper The Sun blared: “Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious.”
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There’s no misunderstanding THAT headline.
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Don't try this at home, folks. Trying to cook a poached egg in a microwave and then shoving a cold spoon in the boiling water...
This is what Chantelle did last week, poor thing.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/13/…-blows-up-in-womans-face/
You may notice some tasty use of wording in the NY Times article.
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New York Post. Tabloid known for sensational word use and articles.
Better: the Chippewa Gazette!
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“Massive and mysterious, a 100-lb fish has washed up onto the Oregon coast.
Officials at Seaside Aquarium were alerted early Wednesday to a rare scene on the sands of the northern Oregon coast: A large, round, glistening opah (moon fish) weighing 100 pounds had stranded ashore. The fish was 3½-feet long — its huge body a mix of silvery and bright reddish-orange scales, dotted with white spots. Its large eyes feature hints of gold. Tiffany Boothe, assistant manager at the aquarium in the small beach community of Seaside, said it’s the first opah fish she has seen on area beaches. Boothe said it was not clear how this fish died, but she noted that it was in “great condition, meaning it was close to shore when it died….
“The changing climate may also play a role. “We are seeing some marine organisms moving northward as ocean temperatures increase,” Dewar said, noting that without robust data, it’s hard to say what would cause an opah stranding.”
Washington Post 19 July 2021
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That can not be real.
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I start to wonder who the real animals are
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Couldn’t stop laughing at this one
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HELL EXPLAINED - BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer by this student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Sally during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct.... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Sally kept shouting 'Oh my God.
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I wish I’d submitted that (minus the last paragraph) as an extra-credit question in physical chemistry. It would have at least relieved the boredom for my professor.
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We got these politicians running the country
Makes our country look like its being run like a banana republic
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