OMG, that is SO funny! It is making me imagine what similarly stereotypical short exchanges might be for other nationalities....
USA:.
A. I've been forced to have awful maple syrup recently. Mani-pedi Mani, or something like that. I went to Carrefour and found Peter Pan International, which is not that bad.
B. Tomorrow I'll be using my last spoonful of Aunt Jemima. How pathetic is that?