Women - know your limits!
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I know just how that woman felt, being dragged from the table like that! It happens to me at least once a week.
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: to make a seemingly modest, self-critical, or casual statement or reference that is meant to draw attention to one's admirable or impressive qualities or achievements
When done with style, it can be very effective. Stephen Fry for example: "Oh dear. What am I going to do all day at the airport?"
Or: "Theasircon just packed up in our suite at The Ritz."
But my favourite is an expat of unknown origin posting on Facebook that he can't find any condoms big enough to fit. What a problem, eh?
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That’s a tough one to follow.
The detailer returned our Rolls so late that we missed the toast to the Queen in the Ascot’s Royal Box.
or this -
Camilla’s outrageous hat prevented our seeing the finish! -
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We feel his pain. Question: One must wonder why Jen didn’t pack a few pints instead of, excuse me, lemonade?
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Charles Dickens: Because it was the best of times and the worst of times.
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I’m just learning that there’s a growing Covid vocabulary. So far, my favorite is Quarantini. As in “This home schooling is making me desperate for my 5 pm quarantini!”
(Oh, and should you choose to have that with a beer on the side, you’re having a coronatini.) -
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I was thinking “cuatro.”
This one doesn’t work for me -
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From The New Yorker’s Lexicon for a Pandemic, a few that stand out:
Maskhole - someone who wears a mask in a way that makes it completely ineffective, e.g. below the nose, under the chin, on the back of the head.
Quorumtine - the minimum number of family members necessary to decide what to watch on TV.
Flattening the curve - trying to fit into your jeans after 3 months in jogging pants.
Germophobe - Formerly, crazy people; now, everyone except crazy people.
Going Viral - No longer used. -
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I'm raging indignant that this woman has put her flip-flops on the table.
Totally unhygienic. Don't know what you lot think, but I'm shocked.
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