Weird video games

Thief Simulator.

"Become the best thief. Gather intel, steal things and sell them to buy hi-tech equipment. Do everything that a real thief does."

https://store.steampowered.com/app/704850/Thief_Simulator/

Still, there's always Goat Simulator

https://store.steampowered.com/app/265930/Goat_Simulator/

It had to happen...

I Am Jesus Christ

From the developers:

"Become Jesus Christ, the famous man on Earth - in this highly realistic simulation game.

Pray like Him for getting superpower, perform famous miracles like Him from Bible like casting demons, healing and feeding people, resurrection and more in "I am Jesus Christ". (English needs tidying up, but perhaps Jesus could that for them)

Coming soon to Steam

I'm not sure if JC would approve and yes, it had to happen.

VR Paradise - Gentlemen's Club

Viewer discretion advised.

Yes, this is an actual game - Need For Drink - described as:

A casual multiplayer game about competition between the spouses: a drunkard husband and his brawler wife.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/613730/Need_For_Drink/

Redneck Rampage is a 1997 game in which you play as, yes you guessed right, a redneck. Check out this excerpt...

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A week from a Redneck's life:


Deer Diary:


Munday: Well, we crash-landed that UFO in the desert and Bubba says he wants to go home. Heck, I don't blame him 'cause there ain't no place like Hickston. But according to my map, we're gonna have to blast our way through jack o' lope farms and a riverboat as well as a brothel (Bubba can't wait) 'fore we get home again.


Toosday: Met new folks like Daisy Mae (she's purty). Bikers, pigs, cows and jack o' lopes. I think I even saw the King at the Slurp n' Burp.


Winsday: Yeehaw! Got to joyride in a Swamp Buggy and a motorcycle that were both armed to the teeth. I hope those peoples I ran over will be alrite. I still got a darn jack 'o lope stuck in the grill though.


Thersday: New ways to destroy stuff! I found over 10 weapons like a crossbow that shoots dynamite-loaded chickens and a slingblade. Mmmm-Hmm!

Fri-day: Sure am hungry! I just need some good ol' redneck powerups like pork rinds, cow pies and some of my granpappy's moonshine!

Saterday: Boy I sure so like those toe tapping tunes by that good ol' boy Mojo Nixon.

Sunday: Heck! With all the new places we been, I sure wish my kinfolk could've come along for the ride!

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Redneck Rampage Collection

A week from a Redneck's life: Deer Diary: Munday: Well, we crash-landed that UFO in the

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There's an art to cutting grass.

Save 20% on Lawn Mowing Simulator on Steam

Experience the beauty and detail of mowing the Great British countryside in Lawn Mowing Simulator, the only simulator that allows you to ride an authentic and…

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