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The Chinese to English translations thread.

  • Splinter
  • April 17, 2019 at 1:50 PM

There is 1 reply in this Thread which has previously been viewed 2,004 times. The latest Post (April 17, 2019 at 2:06 PM) was by Rice.

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    Do not use fire to bake and other gems...

    A Brit In Buenos Aires

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    • April 17, 2019 at 2:06 PM
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    Easy to imagine how that “linguist” was given the honor of translating into English.

    Boss: “Who knows how to speak English?”

    Worker: I speak English, Boss.” (And you’re clueless, you SOB who pays me 2 yuans/hour. I’ll be in another worthless job by the time my translation comes back to smack you in the face and get you fired!)

  • Splinter August 12, 2021 at 5:03 PM

    Moved the thread from forum Humour, Satire and the Dark Side to forum Jokes and funny videos.
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