In Argentina, Kev is Brayan

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  • In the UK, these people are known as something even lower down the food-chain than a chav, aka trailer trash and the name Brian or Bryan, becomes Brayan in Argentina.

    I've seen many a Brayan on a scooter carrying his helmet under his arm, with his bird sitting behind him and clinging on for dear life, sans helmet of course.



    Cómo nacen los Brayan?


    La hembra, conocida como turra piola, se pone el shorcito de la feria dos talles más chico para atraer la atención del Kevin, que para iniciar el cortejo de apareamiento, empieza a hacer cortes con su Motomel 110 "sin papeles", al grito de "ATR, ATR", o "TE RE CABE WACHINA!". Después del apareamiento , en nidos hechos de chapa y cartón, conocidos como "Alto Rancho", con techo de "lo que venga" y, sostenido por la antena de Direc TV, nace el Brayan piola , y la hembra pasa a llamarse "Madre Luchona", "Guerrera de la Vida", ex "Wacha Piola". Y su cría pasa a ser conocido como "La Bendición", que termina criando la "Abuela Luchona" de 35 años, mientras la "Madre Luchona" se gasta la plata de la asignación en tintura, piercings, tatuajes y celular (J7 mínimo) pa'l Feibu, para así poder seducir a más Wachines con los cuales buscará aparearse y repetir la historia en lugar de evolucionar. Lo mismo sucederá con la próxima generación que al igual que la anterior, estará enojada con toda la sociedad por por su marginalidad y amenazarán con publicaciones en las redes sociales a quien sea que no piense igual.


    English:


    How are Brayans born?


    The female, known as turra piola, puts on the shorcito of the fair two sizes smaller to attract the attention of Kevin, that to start the courtship of mating, begins to make cuts with his Motomel 110 "without papers", to the shout of "ATR, ATR", or "TE RE CABE WACHINA!".

    After mating, in nests made of sheet and cardboard, known as "Alto Rancho", with a roof of "whatever comes" and, supported by the Direc TV antenna, the Brayan piola is born, and the female is renamed "Madre Luchona "," Warrior of Life ", ex" Wacha Piola ".

    Then her calf becomes known as "The Blessing", which ends up raising the "Grandmother Luchona" of 35 years, while the "Mother Luchona" spends the silver of the assignment in dyeing, piercings, tattoos and cellular (J7 minimum) pa'l Feibu, in order to seduce more Wachines with which he will seek to mate and repeat the story instead of evolving.

    The same thing will happen with the next generation that, like the previous generation, will be angry with the whole society for its marginality and will threaten publications in social networks to anyone who does not think the same.


    Edit:

    Feibu is Facebook by the way.

  • Yet another death of a helmet-less biker here the other day. This followed two recent incidents involving children passengers on bikes. One left with a badly broken leg and the other brain damaged because they weren't wearing helmets.


    That's Argentina for you. :thumbdown:

  • Yet another death of a helmet-less biker here the other day. This followed two recent incidents involving children passengers on bikes. One left with a badly broken leg and the other brain damaged because they weren't wearing helmets.


    That's Argentina for you. :thumbdown:

    That is so tragic, and so preventable!

  • This description is very funny but the situation is completely pathetic and awful, isn’t it.


    Why did they choose the name Bryan/ Brayan?