I wonder what they'll do if they see two people having a pda in the streets? Would they walk up to them and ask if the the woman consented to getting tongued, kissed and cuddled in the street?
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no ,,,,,,,that would be domestic violence
He wasn't in a relationship with her, was he?
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He had a really jaded view, and I can’t say that I blame him.
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Admittedly so, he wanted violence, which is wrong
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57192898
Twitter claims there are "racial bias" against black people in the way images are cropped. To me, it seems a lot of websites are using outdated API links
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An older couple was sitting having breakfast one day.
The wife, Mable, leaned over and asked her husband, “John, if I were to die, would you remarry?”
John said, “Well, if that’s not the darndest thing, here it’s a beautiful am and you have to bring up something terrible. I’m not going to even discuss it!”
But, she couldn’t forget about it and brought it up again that night.
She said it again and again John refused to answer.
About 3 days later Martha asked John again and John said, “Yes, I would. Now, can we be done?”
Martha asked, “Would you sell the house?”
John kind of stammered and said, “Well, no, I wouldn’t sell the house.”
Martha, still curious asked, “Well, would you sell our bed?”
John, caught off guard said, “I wouldn’t sell it, I see no reason to sell it, no, I wouldn’t sell it”.
Martha said, “Well, I certainly hope you wouldn’t let her touch my golf clubs!”
John stated clearly, “No honey, of course, I wouldn’t let her touch your golf clubs. Absolutely not. She’s left-handed.”
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Oops!
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‘I saw Broady’s new haircut for the first time today. Not sure about it. Thought he looked like a 15 yr old lesbian!’
This was Tweeted by an English cricketer back in 2010 as he was commenting on a team mate's new haircut. He's now under investigation by the thought police who are still trying to understand why humour and locker room banter exist.
I can just see 15 year old lesbians swooning and gasping at this comment, with paramedics attending with urgency.
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I saw that one a few months ago and nearly died laughing
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Unbefreakinlievable.
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I’m sure they’re making this up. The irony is he works in a zoo and he’s white himself, so therefore must be racist himself
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I offer this thought as a start for Tragic tales of the truly bizarre:
‘Champagne war’ leaves Russian oligarchs facing shortage of French bubbly
French producers cut off supply in protest over new law ordering Russian-made wine to be labelled as ‘champagne.’
Russian oligarchs are facing a shortage of champagne, after French producers temporarily cut off supplies to the country over a new law that will force them to label their drinks as “sparkling wine”.
Let me get this straight. Russia has the effrontery to seize the name “champagne” for their homemade version of the real thing? And their new law requires French producers of the original and authentic champagne to drop the name and adopt the more generic “sparkling wine,” when exporting to Russia?
Those cheeky little monkeys!
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I always thought champagne was French, not Russian. You learn something new everyday.
Must be their version of the COVID vaccine making them feel like that
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The Big Lie has worked so well for other autocrats, Big Boris is giving it a trial run.
But I wouldn’t mess with the French when it comes to champagne.
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I had trouble deciding on the best forum category for this, but settled on “the dark side.”
Since Argentina hasn’t yet fallen prey to the conspiracy theory that has infected the US, some of you are asking about QAnon, the conspiracy umbrella that has hundreds of thousands of Americans in its grip. The believers range from the mildly gullible to the truly rabid. Tinfoil hats don’t even come in a size big enough.
If you’re paywalled but want to read, send your email address and I’ll cut and paste for you.
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It's paywalled as usual.
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