- Official Post
It's true, the UK is officially hotter than Mordor...and your oven.
Things the UK is hotter than today:
1. Spain
2. Texas
3. Lava
4. Tabasco
5. A vindaloo
6. The Earth’s core
7. The sun
8. A sauna
9. A sauna on the sun
10. The inside of a tent any time after 7am
11. Cheese fondue
12. A shower when somebody nearby runs a tap
13. A laptop after 20 minutes of use
14. The Doritos in a red packet
15. A jacket potato
16. The inside of a toasted Pop Tart
17. The inside of a toasted pitta bread
18. The inside of pretty much anything that’s been in a toaster
19. The inside of a toaster
20. A bonfire
21. The fuzz in Hot Fuzz
22. Sriracha
23. The equator
24. A pizza when it’s straight out of the oven but you’ll still try and eat it
25. A hot tub
26. The hot tub in Hot Tub Time Machine
27. The hot tub in Hot Tub Time Machine 2
28. Leather car seats
29. Anyone wearing black
30. The pan that holds sizzling fajitas you get in restaurants
31. Vanilla Ice’s cousin, Saffron Fire
32. Running a bath in Mexico
33. Running a temperature in Mexico
34. Running a marathon in Mexico
35. Mexico
36. A Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle
37. The steam that comes out of a pre-heated oven
38. The steam that comes out of a microwave ready meal when you peel back the film
39. Steam in general
40. Antarctica
41. A plate that’s been in the microwave
42. Boiling water
43. Mordor
